School Boy Humor_Boy Humor Please Stand Up歌词 Boy Humor Please Stand UpLRC歌词

[ti:real slim shady]
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[00:03]May I have your attention please,
[00:06]may I have your attention please
[00:09]will the real slim shady please stand up,
[00:12]I repeat
[00:13]will the real slim shady please stand up.....
[00:17]we're gonna have a problem here.........
[00:18]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20]jaws all on the floor
[00:21]like pam and tommy just burst in the door
[00:23]and started whoopin her ass worse than before
[00:25]they first were divorced
[00:26]throwing her over furniture (aaaaaah)
[00:27]It's the return of the...
[00:28]"a.wait, no wait, you're kidding,
[00:30]he didn't just say what I think he did,
[00:31]did he?"
[00:32]and Dr. Dre said...
[00:33]nothing you idiots, Dr Dre's dead
[00:36]he's locked in my bassment
[00:37]feminist women love eminem
[00:38]chicka chicka chicka slim shady,
[00:40]"I'm sick of him, lookit him
[00:41]walkin around, grabbin his you know what
[00:43]flippin' to you know who"
[00:44]"yeah, but he's so cute though"
[00:46]yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:48]but no worse than what's goin on in your parents bedroom (eheheheh)
[00:50]sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:53]but cant, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55]My bum is on your lips, My bum is on your lips
[00:57]and if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
[01:00]and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:01]and expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
[01:04]of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
[01:06]by the time they hit 4th grade
[01:08]they got the discovery channel, dont they?
[01:09]we ain't nothing but mammals
[01:11]well, some of us cannibals
[01:12]who cut other people open like cantelopes
[01:13]but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:16]then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:18]but if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote
[01:20]women wave your pantehose, sing the chorus and it goes..............
[01:23]I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[01:24]all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:27]so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
[01:31]cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[01:34]all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:36]so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
[01:41]Will Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:42]well I do, so **** him and **** you too
[01:45]you think I give a damn about a grammy
[01:47]half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
[01:50]"but slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird"
[01:52]why? so you guys can just lie to get me here
[01:54]so you can sit me here next to britney spears
[01:56]shit,Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59]so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01]and hear em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:03]little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
[02:06]"yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee hee"
[02:08]I should download her audio on MP3
[02:10]and show the world how you gave eminem VD (aaaaaah)
[02:13]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
[02:15]all you do is annoy me
[02:16]so I have been sent here to destroy you
[02:17]and there's a million of us just like me
[02:19]who cuss like me, who just don't give a **** like me
[02:22]who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
[02:24]and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me.................
[02:26]I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[02:29]all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:31]so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
[02:35]cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[02:38]all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40]so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
[02:45]I'm like a head trip to listen to
[02:46]cause I'm only givin you things
[02:47]you joke about with your friends inside you livin' room
[02:49]the only difference is I got the balls to say it
[02:51]in front of ya'll and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at all
[02:54]I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56]and whether you like to admit it (riiip)
[02:58]I just shit it better than 90% you rappers out can
[03:00]then you wonder how can
[03:02]kids eat up these albums like valiums
[03:03]it's funny,cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
[03:05]I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
[03:07]pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with jergen's
[03:10]and I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of viagra isn't working
[03:12]in every single person there's a slim shady lurkin
[03:14]he could be workin at burger king, spittin on your onion rings
[03:17]or in the parking lot, circling, screamin I dont give a ****
[03:19]with his windows down and his system up
[03:22]so will the real shady please stand up
[03:23]and put 1 of those fingers on each hand up
[03:26]and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:28]and 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go? .................
[03:30]I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[03:33]all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:35]so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
[03:39]cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[03:42]all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:44]so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
[03:48]cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[03:51]all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:54]so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
[03:58]cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[04:00]all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:03]so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
[04:08]haha guess it's a slim shady in all of us........
[04:14]**** it let's all stand up
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