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[ti:Bad Day (Feat. Jazze Pha)]
[ar:Asher Roth]
[al:Asleep In The Bread Aisle]
[by:活在當下]
[00:01.12]Asher Roth - Bad Day (Feat. Jazze Pha)
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[00:07.22] @ 活在當下 制作
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[00:14.04]and it just keeps going
[00:16.11]and it just keeps..
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[00:17.44]So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave
[00:19.30]heading to a friends wedding in the NYC
[00:21.53]but my head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat,
[00:23.56]all this jet setting has really been getting to me.
[00:25.72]It's already 11:20 and I'm ready to sleep
[00:27.84]but instead I end up sitting in the 27th seat,
[00:30.37]an isle seat, fine by me
[00:32.16]but the guy that's insides always trying to pee.
[00:34.34]With a wild child behind that's crying _
[00:36.57]flipping out and kicking at me while it violently screams
[00:38.52]So I silently plead "Oh God,
[00:40.88]please let there be a hunny sitting 27B"
[00:43.26]but of course a morbidly obese beast
[00:45.47]is in the seat that weeses when it breathes _
[00:47.45]is at least three deep and he keeps telling me
[00:50.12]what is wrong with his knees
[00:51.53]_ just need water but for a bottle they charge two dollars
[00:56.18]and when I thought that it couldn't be worse, I forgot my iPod.
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[00:59.96]I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
[01:07.27]Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.
[01:16.59]
[01:22.10][01:17.76]and it just keeps going
[01:24.16][01:20.03]and it just keeps...
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[01:25.80]So four hours of turbulence,
[01:27.68]we land when I'm about to turd in my pants,
[01:29.94]but the captain is seat belt fastened.
[01:32.16]So my ass is just passin gas and
[01:34.38]at last I escape from the plane
[01:36.39]when I'm minutes away from clinically insane.
[01:38.47]I make my way towards baggage claim
[01:40.43]when I hear a high pitched voice scream my name.
[01:42.71]Some dumb B****, it was a high schooler
[01:44.61]while shes sweating shes telling me she likes my
[01:46.95]I just smile and think how great it would be
[01:48.98]if I could just hit this chick with a quick like sweep.
[01:51.07]So I pick up my LL Bean and b line for the next taxi.
[01:55.34]In need of weed and boxer briefs but my bags only got maxis.
[01:59.26]
[01:59.66]I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
[02:06.85]Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.
[02:15.38]
[02:21.69][02:16.56]and it just keeps going
[02:23.80][02:19.68]and it just keeps...
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[02:25.50]I check into my hotel room
[02:27.13]and I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom
[02:29.33]Tell him I moved and I need some water
[02:31.69]and food and I'm probably gonna stay in and watch a movie
[02:33.97]but the tube has no HBO
[02:35.66]so anything I want yo I'm paying for
[02:37.78]but I'm lame and broke so I'm laying in a robe
[02:40.06]watching that Little People Big Roles show
[02:42.63]right then there's a knock at the door,
[02:44.48]it's my last hope for a Spanish
[02:46.62]who will change my sheets in exchange for penis
[02:48.56]"Hi, I've lost my ****, have you seen it?"
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[02:51.32]Jesus, this day is the worst,
[02:52.71]at least I can give me a little jerk
[02:54.68]and then go to sleep healthy and diseaseless
[02:57.26]I guess it could be worse but I'm just
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[02:59.36]having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
[03:0***7]Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.
[03:15.91]
[03:21.23][03:17.08]and it just keeps going
[03:23.43][03:19.28]and it just keeps...
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