School Boy Humor_Paint Me Envy歌词 Paint Me EnvyLRC歌词

[ti:Can I Bitch]\r
[ar:Eminem]\r
[al:Straight From The Lab]\r
[by:]\r
[00:00.00]Eminem - Can I Bitch\r
[04:46.33][04:39.96][00:09.81]\r
[00:11.81]Uncle Marshall!\r
[00:13.92]Will you tell us a bedtime story?\r
[00:18.82]Here we go...\r
[00:20.46]Now once upon a time not long ago\r
[00:22.98]There was a little rapper about to blow\r
[00:25.19]But his album came and it was not good\r
[00:27.40]I think it went lead or double copper wood\r
[00:29.48]So the silly little fans they were mislead\r
[00:31.76]By a nerdy internet computer hip-hop head\r
[00:34.07]\"Me and you, Clef, were gonna make some cash\r
[00:36.34]Grab the silver paint and lets paint my ass\"\r
[00:38.64]Hey mister, would ya care to bare witness to\r
[00:40.93]The ass-whippin Im about to administer\r
[00:42.88]To this ass-kissin little vaginal blister\r
[00:45.25]Stanabis, little Marshall Mathers sister\r
[00:47.56]And in this corner, we have the mister\r
[00:49.65]Not havin it, its the mad sinister\r
[00:52.04]Dr. Evil with his bag of tricks for\r
[00:54.23]this little antagonist faggot dick-suckin\r
[00:56.53]Ex-LL Cool J fan from Windsor\r
[00:58.69]Im bout to murder little Kenny fag Keniff-sta\r
[01:00.92]You bastard I aint wanna have to diss ya\r
[01:03.15]Canabis, where the **** you at? I miss ya!\r
[04:30.56][04:22.02][02:25.74][02:16.86][01:14.27][01:05.49]Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch\r
[04:24.00][02:18.90][01:07.60]Where for art thou Can-i-bitch?\r
[04:26.28][02:21.24][01:09.85]Please tell me what happened with\r
[04:28.50][02:23.52][01:12.02]That style that you were rappin with\r
[04:32.96][02:27.96][01:16.51]Are you from Los Angeles\r
[04:34.98][02:29.88][01:18.67]New York or just a janitor\r
[04:37.21][01:20.86]From Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch\r
[01:23.25]Now at first I aint really understand the shit\r
[01:25.28]Picture me for a second and imagine it\r
[01:27.43]Chillin in the Bat-Mansion and relaxin\r
[01:29.57]When all a sudden some bullshit comes across the scanners\r
[01:32.02]Its Can-i-bitch on some \"Stan Lives\" shit\r
[01:34.25]It creeped me out at first. Man this is sick\r
[01:36.58]For me, being just a sick, this conflict\r
[01:38.78]Gets my dick harder than arithmetic\r
[01:40.70]And I know how you jealous ones envy\r
[01:43.03]I shoulda knew better from the first few letters you sent me\r
[01:45.61]The first two letters you were tellin me shit\r
[01:47.56]Like you respect me, like any other regular MC\r
[01:50.06]The third letter you ask how come I aint return\r
[01:52.21]None of the messages at Shady Records you left me \r
[01:54.51]The fourth letter: \"Slim, you really startin to upset me!\" \r
[01:56.72]The fifth letter told me you were comin to get me \r
[01:58.96]The sixth letter theres a bomb threat in our building \r
[02:01.19]This crazy mother****ers really tryin to kill me! \r
[02:03.28]So I went back and read the first few letters that said \r
[02:05.98]Some shit about a message you left \r
[02:07.73]Oh shit, thats not an \"E\" thats an \"A\" \r
[02:10.04]This dude wants to leave me a \"massage,\" hes gay!! \r
[02:12.31]Right away Im on the phone with Dr. Dre \r
[02:14.38]We got a bogey! (Marshall Im on the way) \r
[02:32.21]From Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch \r
[02:34.61]So in two seconds flat Dres at my crib \r
[02:36.67]The funny thing is we both know where this kid lives \r
[02:38.88]And neither one of us have Canadian citizenship \r
[02:41.15]Shit. Oh Dre, wait a mintue thats it \r
[02:43.42]All we gotta do is use a bit of turbo boost \r
[02:45.61]We can fly over the border \"Lets go\" \r
[02:48.00]So were off to Toronto and were gainin speed \r
[02:50.16] (What was that? Oh) Jermaine Dupri \r
[02:52.37]**** It, keep goin no time to waste \r
[02:54.58]Wait, backup hit him one more time in case \r
[02:56.80]Okay .. **** now hes draggin under the car \r
[02:59.02]Oh well, only 30 more thousand miles \r
[03:01.27]Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin to conversate \r
[03:03.46]Just tryin to find a reason for the constant hate \r
[03:05.74]And tryin to figure out what happened to Germaine Propaine \r
[03:08.11]\"He couldnt have fell off that hard\" Aint no way \r
[03:10.29]\"What happened to the way you was rappin when you was scandalous \r
[03:12.71]That Canibus turned into a television evangelist\" \r
[03:14.92]Plus he raps with his regular voice \r
[03:17.39] (What was that?) Pet Shop Boys \r
[03:19.12]So we pull up to the bridge where he last was spotted \r
[03:21.40]His corpse was still movin but his ass was rotted \r
[03:23.67]He kinda smelled a little like Courtney Love \r
[03:25.92]I figure if I stick him with a fork hes done \r
[03:28.14]So I stabbed him twice, kept jabbin, Christ \r
[03:30.30]He wont die, this guys like a battered wife \r
[03:32.50]Hes like Kim, he keeps comin back for more \r
[03:34.89]But he wont fight back I cracked his jaw \r
[03:37.11]Hold up, Bis quit foldin up! \r
[03:39.25]Punch me in the chest! Make my shoulders touch! \r
[03:41.55]Do somethin! At least one punchline \r
[03:43.81]Cmon till the meter reads 9-9-9-\r
[03:4***4]ty-nine percent of my fans are blonde \r
[03:48.31]Bis cmon answer me man respond! \r
[03:50.47]Tell me bout the sun rain moon and stars \r
[03:52.83]Intergalatical metaphors from Mars! \r
[03:54.91]Raw to the floor, raw like Reservoir Dogs \r
[03:57.44]Bite another line from Redmans song! \r
[03:59.48]Suddenly the stub from a dead mans arm \r
[04:01.70]From a midget reaches out from under the car \r
[04:03.75]Its JD, this mother****er wont die neither \r
[04:06.14]Dre starts sprayin him with cans of ether \r
[04:08.43]We stomped the bitch and then stopmed the bitch again \r
[04:10.76](Compton!) Detroit bitch! Talk some shit again! \r
[04:12.97]Stomp him! (switch feet) Stomp him! (switch again!) \r
[04:15.11]Dre alright hes dead dog, quit kickin him! \r
[04:17.33]I think Stanabis jumped off the bridge again (Damn)\r
[04:19.65]He disappeared yo hes gone he did it again \r
[04:57.60]END\r
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