冰河世纪3_Egg Roll歌词 Egg RollLRC歌词

[ti:as the world turns]\r
[ar:eminem]\r
[al:The Slim Shady]\r
[by:]\r
[offset:500]\r
[Chorus: Repeat 2X]\r
[00:10.87]I dont know why this world keep turning\r
[00:15.33]Round and Round\r
[00:18.60]But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now\r
[00:20.53]I dont know why this world keep turning\r
[00:22.97]Round and Round\r
[00:27.67]But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now\r
[00:12.09]Yes man\r
[00:14.26]As the World Turns\r
[00:16.70]We all experience things in life\r
[00:19.08]Trials and Tribulations\r
[00:20.92]That we all must go through\r
[00:23.38]When someone wants to test us\r
[00:25.65]When someone tries our patience\r
[Eminem]\r
[00:30.29]I hang with a bunch of hippies\r
[00:31.52]and wacky tobacco planters\r
[00:32.61]Who swallow lit roaches\r
[00:33.91]and light up like jack-o-lanterns\r
[00:35.25]Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts\r
[00:37.37]Cuz were dope as **** and only get a 2 in the source\r
[00:39.89]They never shouldve booted me out of reform school\r
[00:42.48]Deformed fool,takin a shit in a warm pool\r
[00:45.03]They threw me out the Ramada Inn\r
[00:46.62]I said it wasnt me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)\r
[00:50.27]It all started when my mother took my bike away\r
[00:52.57]Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave\r
[00:55.23]After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers\r
[00:57.44]Slappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my counselors\r
[01:00.19]Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman\r
[01:02.55]**** the next lesson, Ill past the test guessin\r
[01:05.03]And all the other kids said Eminems a dishead,\r
[01:07.48]Hell never last, the only class hell pass is phys ed\r
[01:10.09]May be true, till I told this bitch in gym class\r
[01:12.40]That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?)\r
[01:15.04]Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Tannys and stepped on Jenny Craig\r
[01:19.89]She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig\r
[01:22.15]Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig\r
[01:24.78]I felt the evilness and started transformin (RARRRR!)\r
[01:27.60]It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming\r
[01:30.37]Grabbed that bitch by her hair\r
[01:31.76]Drug her across the ground\r
[01:32.73]And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down\r
[01:35.09]Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop\r
[01:37.09]While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop\r
[01:39.70]\r
[01:40.19][Chorus]\r
[01:40.78]\r
[01:42.45]As the World Turns\r
[01:43.52]These are the days of our lives\r
[01:46.50]These are the things that we must go through\r
[01:48.94]Day by day\r
[01:49.62]\r
[01:50.08][Eminem]\r
[01:50.42]We drive around in million dollar sports cars\r
[01:52.06]While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards\r
[01:54.76]Outsiders, and we suing the courts\r
[01:56.87]Cuz we dope as **** and only get a 2 in The Source\r
[01:59.56]Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat\r
[02:02.01]Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at\r
[02:04.68]Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbage\r
[02:07.12]Its almost dark and Im still tryna nail a trailor park bitch\r
[02:09.63]I met a slut and said \"What up, its nice to meet ya\"\r
[02:11.93]Id like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza\r
[02:14.22]But Im broke as **** and I dont get paid till the first of next month\r
[02:16.86]But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt\r
[02:19.52]But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers\r
[02:21.87]Plus Im a rapist and a repeated prison escapist\r
[02:24.18]So gimme all your money\r
[02:25.72]And dont try nothin funny\r
[02:26.89]Cuz you know your stinkin ass is too fat to try to outrun me\r
[02:29.36]I went to grab my gun\r
[02:30.74]Thats when her ass put it on me\r
[02:32.05]Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry\r
[02:34.29]I fell through the glass doors\r
[02:35.99]Started causin a scene\r
[02:36.95]Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin machine\r
[02:39.43]Jumped up with a broken back\r
[02:41.06]Thank god I was smokin crack all day\r
[02:43.15]And doped up off coke and smack\r
[02:44.78]All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse\r
[02:47.02]Now I wanna kill her\r
[02:47.88]But so I gotta catch her first\r
[02:49.67]Ran through Rallys parkin lot and took a shortcut\r
[02:51.77]Saw the house she ran up in\r
[02:53.15]And shot her ****in porch up\r
[02:54.34]Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut\r
[02:56.60]Looked around the room\r
[02:57.78]Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut\r
[02:59.29]I know youre in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!\r
[03:01.65]You might as well come out now\r
[03:02.85]She said \"Come in, its unlocked!\"\r
[03:04.28]I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne\r
[03:06.34]And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn\r
[03:08.96]She said \"Come her big boy, lets get acquainted\"\r
[03:11.51]I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it\r
[03:13.85]She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her\r
[03:16.27]I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her\r
[03:18.98]I started to beg \"No, please let go\"\r
[03:21.29]But she swallowed my ****in leg whole like an egg roll\r
[03:23.73]With one leg left, now Im hoppin around crippled\r
[03:26.24]I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple\r
[03:28.83]Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick\r
[03:31.32]Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!\r
[03:33.96]Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it\r
[03:36.19]It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage\r
[03:38.89]I shouted \"Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!\"\r
[03:41.22]Stuffed that shit in crooked and ****ed that fat slut to death (Ahh!! Ahhh!)\r
[03:43.79]Come here bitch!\r
[03:45.92]Come here!\r
[03:47.23]Take this mother****in dick!\r
[03:47.92]Bitch, come here!\r
[03:48.73]\r
[03:49.27][Chorus to fade]\r
[03:49.98]And as we go along\r
[03:51.35]Throughout the days of our lives\r
[03:57.79]We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday\r
[04:00.56]That we must go through\r
[04:01.33]These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere\r
[04:09.11]Every day\r
[04:11.02]Every single day the world keeps turning\r
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