Liquido_mr. officer歌词 mr. officerLRC歌词

[ti:Ass Like That]\r
[ar:Eminem]\r
[al:Encore]\r
[by:]\r
[offset:500]\r
[00:00.00]Eminem - Ass Like That\r
[00:05.61]The way you shake it, I cant believe it\r
[00:08.22]I aint never seen an ass like that\r
[00:11.15]The way you move it, you make my pee pee go\r
[00:14.09]Doing, doing, doing\r
[00:16.28]\r
[00:16.96]I dont believe it, its almost too good to be true\r
[00:19.65]I aint never seen an ass like that\r
[00:22.66]The way you move it, you make my pee pee go\r
[00:25.61]Doing, doing, doing\r
[00:27.54]\r
[00:27.78]The way she moves shes like a belly dancer\r
[00:30.09]Shes shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I\r
[00:32.58]Think someones at the door\r
[00:33.85]But I dont think Im gonna answer\r
[00:35.74]Police saying \"freeze\"\r
[00:36.97]Doing, doing, doing\r
[00:39.14]What do you mean freeze?\r
[00:40.57]Please, Im a human being, I have needs\r
[00:42.70]Im not done, not till Im finish peeing\r
[00:44.90]I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer\r
[00:48.38]Im already on my knees\r
[00:50.06]I cant get on the ground any further, its impossible for me\r
[00:53.39]And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee\r
[00:57.62]Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go\r
[01:00.32]Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching\r
[01:02.22]Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd\r
[01:04.94]If I offend Im sorry, please, please forgive\r
[01:07.77]For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet\r
[01:10.82]I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it\r
[01:13.62]\r
[01:14.55]The way you shake it, I cant believe it\r
[01:17.28]I aint never seen an ass like that\r
[01:20.16]The way you move it, you make my pee pee go\r
[01:23.15]Doing, doing, doing\r
[01:25.28]\r
[01:26.05]Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin\r
[01:28.59]Nick I aint never seen an ass like that\r
[01:31.74]Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes\r
[01:34.67]Doing, doing, doing\r
[01:36.34]\r
[01:36.62]Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome\r
[01:39.15]Now theyre getting older, theyre starting to grow bum bums\r
[01:42.07]I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn\r
[01:44.85]Police saying \"freeze\"\r
[01:46.02]Doing doing doing\r
[01:48.09]What do you mean freeze?\r
[01:49.58]Geez, I just got my seat\r
[01:50.98]I have ticket, look, I put away my zip-reciept\r
[01:53.85]Please do not remove me from this movie theater please\r
[01:56.81]I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene\r
[01:59.92]I didnt mean to be obscene or make a great big scene\r
[02:02.57]And dont treat me like Im pee wee herman, this movies PG\r
[02:05.46]Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney\r
[02:08.32]I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free\r
[02:11.36]Free, yes, free, right back on the streets\r
[02:14.04]What you mean my lawyers with Michael, hes too busy?\r
[02:16.95]I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man\r
[02:19.76]And I can say that and youll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand\r
[02:22.63]\r
[02:23.62]The way you shake it, I cant believe it\r
[02:26.32]I aint never seen an ass like that\r
[02:29.33]The way you move it, you make my pee pee go\r
[02:32.16]Doing, doing, doing\r
[02:34.46]\r
[02:35.11]Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so\r
[02:37.80]I aint never seen a butt like that\r
[02:40.62]Maybe next year Ill say ass and shell make my pee pee go\r
[02:43.73]Doing, doing, doing\r
[02:45.63]\r
[02:45.89]The way she moves she dances like a go-go\r
[02:48.22]In that video she sings get out your poles, so\r
[02:51.05]I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo\r
[02:53.91]Police saying \"freeze\"\r
[02:55.27]Doing, doing, doing\r
[02:57.31]What do you mean freeze?\r
[02:58.69]My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch\r
[03:01.92]I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these\r
[03:06.06]Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this\r
[03:08.92]Nobody is safe from me, no not even me\r
[03:11.94]I dont even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee\r
[03:15.27]On the radio, but I think I did\r
[03:17.51]Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit\r
[03:20.35]Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd\r
[03:23.07]I dont think my joke is working, I must flee quick\r
[03:26.37]Get to the chopper, everybody get out\r
[03:29.01]I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down\r
[03:32.15]\r
[03:32.69]The way you shake it, I cant believe it\r
[03:35.41]I aint never seen an ass like that\r
[03:38.40]The way you move it, you make my pee pee go\r
[03:41.25]Doing, doing, doing\r
[03:43.51]\r
[03:44.11]So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?\r
[03:46.91]I aint never seen an ass like that\r
[03:49.75]Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go\r
[03:52.74]Doing, doing, doing\r
[03:55.10]\r
[03:55.42]**** is wrong with you? (ha!)\r
[04:19.64]END\r
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